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Who are BND?

The story of :30 SECONDS revolves around advertising agency, BND. A global advertising network, with 61 offices worldwide, the Sydney office of BND Advertising is a buzzing place with the type of reception you only see in advertising agencies - or in fine art museums. Despite the glitzy exterior, BND is going through a lean time - and with a new military-style CEO on board and pressure mounting from head office, the staff are in constant panic mode!

BND philosophy: Many agencies care more about awards than they do about clients’ profits. Not at BND, we have a strict policy that the client comes first. We don’t need awards to tell us we’re doing well. That said, we have won awards in every major award show on the planet. So if you want award-winning work for your brand, you should contact us.

  • Sumo

    Senior Art Director
    “Everyone thinks advertising people
    are pony-tailed, coke-sniffing wankers.
    I have never had a pony tail.”

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  • McBaney

    Producer
    “Spielberg makes two-hour films,
    we make thirty second ones. They all
    end up on the same screen.”

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  • Martin

    Creative Director
    “If advertising makes women feel in
    any way comfortable about their
    appearance, we’ve failed.”

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  • Brooker

    CEO
    “Leeches, parasites, you can learn
    a lot about advertising in the Asian jungle.”

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  • Barbara

    Account Director
    “Advertising people are smart.
    We could sell Eskys to Eskimos.”

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  • Kath

    Copywriter
    “Yes, we used a 14 year old girl in a cosmetics ad. But she can use the money for education.”

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1 chainsaw ad
2 bikini-clad models
6 litres of body oil
What could go wrong?
  • Testimonial

    Marion, Head of Marketing, Daiyonda

    I can confirm that BND handle our advertising. They were appointed before my arrival and they are almost always punctual with deadlines. We will definitely continue
    working with them this
    side of our annual
    review.

  • Testimonial

    Bobo the Clown,
    Mascot for Bobo Burgers

    “I could have been the great
    actor of my generation, but I
    took the easy money”

  • Testimonial

    Rex Beer - Mascot, Randy Rex

    “You’ll always remember your first time”

  • Testimonial

    Lafinite, face of Rejuvenale, 12 years old

    “You're never too young to look younger”

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