Meet the team

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  “If advertising makes women
  feel in any way comfortable
  about their appearance,
  we’ve failed.”

  Martin: Creative Director
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  “Everyone thinks advertising
  people are pony-tailed,
  coke-sniffing wankers.
  I have never had a pony tail.”

  Sumo: Senior Art Director
• 

  “Spielberg makes two-hour films,
  we make thirty second ones.
  They all end up on the same
  screen.”

  McBaney: Producer
• 

  “You need a hobby outside of work
  and I fully intend to get one.”

  Marion: Head of Marketing